What the hell?

So, despite my recommendations that you not read my blog, people keep visiting it. I am not nearly interesting enough for you to be wasting your time on me.

If you really are so bored that you have nothing better to do, might I offer the following suggestions:

1. Get an old coffee can, wrap it in construction paper, glue dried pasta to the construction paper so that it spells your name. I had great fun with this in kindergarten.

2. Have a baby. That takes up all of your free time.

3. Learn how to make meth. Be warned: you may blow up your house, lose your teeth, and/or get arrested and go to jail for a really long time.

4. Paint frescoes. I imagine that this would use up enormous amounts of time, and it might make your house/apartment/parent's basement (see option 5) look much better.

5. Move out of your parent's basement and get a job.

I hope these options motivate you to get up and get out.

Love,
The Middle Child